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broken but might be fun to fix 🏳️‍🌈

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if we don’t take the hypotenuse then Pythagoras died for nothing

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@AZCardinals The girls and I are attending the home game this Sunday for a Bachelorette party but I realized our tickets are booked in the family section where there is apparently no alcohol allowed… you can see the dilemma. Any chance you can help us out? #hailmary

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generational trauma is starting at the hut

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there’s something about this bitch I don’t like and I need to poop about it

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@emopipmom could you imagine

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the only men I’m catching is pokemen ✨

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@The_1Victoria closer to 2 :/

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there’s nothing more dangerous in this world than an ambitious twink

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anything is possible if you’re horny enough

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mama didn’t raise no bitch but she did raise a lunatic

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@emopipmom 👉🏻👈🏻

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last night I had a dream that I met @sunglasssister at a festival where she was sitting at a merch tent all by herself just handing out stuff for free then I made fun of her for being canadian

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@The_1Victoria Aw babe 🥺

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@The_1Victoria HAHHAHAHAHHA

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@emopipmom I love them

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as someone who already smokes weed every single day, for 4/20 should I:

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yesterday my therapist tried to make a spongebob reference referring to the dirty dan episode but said “dirty bob” instead and I had to shut that shit down real quick

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:,,,,,,,)

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if you know your way around you don’t have to pay

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Fuck cox internet