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[jessica @savingtwinkles]

I'd never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

Here’s today’s meal…
(server removes silver dome with a flourish)

It’s a shit sandwich, served with hollow apologies and soon to be broken promises.

And on behalf of our chef, I want to thank you again for dining with us.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

Happy 2025! May it be better than 2024 in every way possible!!

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

I want to be a stay at home dog mom.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@pegbufano 😊

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

I was told I have a “Tinker Bell nose”. I had no idea that was a thing…

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@NEWcactusgloves You need to come meet him!! And see me of course! ❤️❤️❤️

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

What does it mean when your dog is the best thing that has ever happened to you?

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@supermarkusa Wow. I needed to hear this.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

So true. Couldn’t get under the bar if I tried 😩

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

Just sharing potato chips with my best buddy 🐶❤️

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@NEWcactusgloves @CroniclesOfC Yes!! Lots to fill you in on too!! 😊

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@NEWcactusgloves @CroniclesOfC We need a therapy session soon!!

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@hattrick2013 No it’s bad that I don’t have one 😩

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

I need a life. Anyone know where I can get one?

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@LiveLimitless69 Perfect. I’m definitely a bargain shopper.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@supermarkusa Right?!

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@JonTerley123 They do have awesome baked goods at least.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@othingstodo_com New Girl, Parenthood

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

Just came across my younger sister’s high school boyfriend on a dating app. He was an arrogant jerk back then, can’t imagine he’s gotten better with age 😬

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

@KMDgoBlue People stop me all the time and say that or that he looks like a living teddy bear 😊

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

How am I supposed to wallow in self pity with this little guy begging for attention?