Cirque Du Cumcision

veni, vidi, veni

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

She let me hit both sides like my name Mark S.

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

when you disappoint the french girl in bed

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Hey I’m gonna use the john real quick, hold my spot in line

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

when you ask your geologist nephew what he wants for christmas

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Took some time but realized I’m ready to be the champion We need

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Need a black panther but for white hispanics

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Enough about New years I’m trying to celebrate two beers

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Finally listened to Geordie Greep, none of you warned me it sounds like Adam Sandler

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

“Son of Tiger” has gotta be one of the hardest titles of all time

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Charlie Woods, son of Tiger, hits a hole in one

[Abraham Valdez👁️⃤ @AbrahamValdez_]

Animal crackers? You mean the british?

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Popping open a briefcase that glows inside like pulp fiction and inside is Sean Evans’ shiny head

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Buzzfeed has sold the show ‘Hot Ones’ for $82.5M

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

At the gun shop having them bring out a platter of revolvers like a beer flight to see which steel barrel tastes the best

[Abraham Valdez👁️⃤ @AbrahamValdez_]

first autistic president is gonna be like “I’m Naruto running for president”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

[Anita Lunt @Mattimm]

Move different when I’m off the Yao

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Franz Kafka? Ain’t that the guy who made it so I gotta click boxes with stop signs so I can login?

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

I’m on my 6th BBL, only god and his righteous wrath can stop the path I’m on

[Abraham Valdez👁️⃤ @AbrahamValdez_]

my bro @savinoreds playing the bass with his mind

[Cirque Du Cumcision @savinoreds]

Ayo this voting booth got a glory hole in it