Mike Mercado

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@jken695

[Tru Say ♦️ @TruSay__]

This shit really had me in tears since yesterday, like i didnt see it a million times 😭😭😭 Best argument lol

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@michwittwer @Heart_LessGirI Thank you. Next 👋🏼

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@michwittwer @Heart_LessGirI Ooooooooooook

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@michwittwer

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

If my wiper blades are going slower than yours, I am a bigger man.

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@michwittwer Which god?

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@michwittwer It truly is a miracle all 5 of them are perfectly healthy

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@michwittwer I don't think a cow would survive that

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@michwittwer 😘

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@michwittwer priorities

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

Future wife: you watch the office too much.
Future me: I want a divorce.

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

"Im sorry, but if someone got a tattoo of my face, I'd tell you you're fucked up." -Grandma

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

@delayna_ness @kaylee_molloy @TweetLikeAGirI they went out to eat while a took a nap and didn't even ask if I wanted anything

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

It is saddening when people change while you stay the same, then treat you like you're the one who has changed.

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

If I could sing as high as Mariah Carey that'd be great... #AllIWantForChristmas

[Mike Mercado @saviormarket]

"I used to have like 20 boners a day" -unknown