Savannah Malenowsky

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

https://t.co/8RarMGo5hE

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

what's even the point of being on this god-forsaken web site if there's no fat bear week?
The right wing of the U.S. Congress wants to restrict our freedom to read AND our access to fat bears? Unacceptable.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

What is this sorcery? 😂

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Rome didn’t fall in a day, but it did have some pretty bad days on the way down.

(this tweet is about twitter)

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

@hankgreen My grandma used to call The Dixie Chick's "The Chixie Dicks." A true gem taken from the world too soon.

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

@TomFelton Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

Hey @ask_progressive how do you have enough money to keep making Flo commercials but not enough to replace my vehicle after your Client totaled it? Asking for a friend.

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

The Onion went on a tear in the last 12 hours and then this happened

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

I have no desire to spend money on anything other than a live action Hercules with @DannyDeVito as Phil.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

Nothing in this world surprises me anymore.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Cannibalism has a time and a place. Some recent books, films and shows suggest that the time is now. Can you stomach it? https://t.co/JzU1QRPYxV

[chili 🍃 @lifexmeequals]

1890s to 1980s

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Fucking love yoga

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

AriZona Iced Tea has stayed 99 cents for 30 years. The company is still profitable.

A Coke stayed 5 cents for 70 years at one point.

When companies say "we're forced to raise prices due to inflation," they're really saying "we're taking advantage of inflation to raise profits"

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

@Jaclynhill Christ has risen and so has the new palette 🙏

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

Please don't mistake price gouging for inflation.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Under absolutely no circumstances should anyone ever sign anything even remotely similar to this.

[Savannah Malenowsky @savleaaa]

I just found out that NAU has a salsa club. You'll be disappointed to know it has nothing to do with tomatoes, peppers, and a blend of spices.