bowieslovechild

mom, workaholic, nerd

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

If drunk words are sober thoughts then I guess my best bet is to only talk to my friends when they're drunk, right?

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I don't understand people who smile during their mugshot photo.

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If your entire argument is in meme format, you should probably bow out.

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Ive gone back to my sugary ways. Never give up, never surrender. Especially when it comes to sugar.

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Ive stopped putting sugar in my coffee. This feels like a life milestone.

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Find a man who shamelessly writes love songs about you dancing in the rain and loves the things about you that you don't think are lovable.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

I have a better relationship with my tech support guys than most people I know.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

When in doubt, just throw whiskey into whatever youre cooking and call it a day.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

I'm very against animal cruelty, but my new kitten is seriously asking to get punched in the face.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

So my kid takes a nap and when he wakes up, half of his hair is sticking straight out. He insists that this is cool and doesn't need to be fixed. Be like Jason. Rock your style and dont let others dictate what you prefer.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

Nights like last night are why I love what i do. 💜

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

Guy adds me on FB. I network all the time and we have friends in common, so I accept. Proceeds to message me for two months straight with no response. I ask him to stop and suddenly I'm a "snob" for not answering a "nice guy if you get to know me" #bigeyeroll

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If you haven't taken the time to find out what my magazine is about, don't ask me to sponsor your event. That should be obvious. #badform

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Someone called me daria in a cowboy hat yesterday. So that was pretty cool.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

Ive stopped putting sugar in my coffee. This feels like a life milestone.

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

People accidentally electrocute themselves far less often than I was led to believe as a child.

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I was thirsty all day and I kept drinking juice, thinking it would help. It didn't. So I thought to myself, I want something a lot less sweet, not carbonated, and a lot less thick. Took me 20 mins to realize I wanted water. Send help. I'm not well.

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Yay for not having any spring allergies. Bring on the pollen, baby!

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Everyday is your day off if you work smart enough

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@P_W_Morrison Too charming, i guess. 😖

[bowieslovechild @savmpratt]

There's a fine line between messy curls and dreadlocks and today im riding that line pretty hard. 😖