bruh

[bruh @savory_coco]

This👐👐👐👐

[glass animals struggle tweets @gastruggle]

confusing joe animals 101

[glass animals struggle tweets @gastruggle]

so which is it

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight https://t.co/NXRyAW96LI

[daniel chong @chongmandan]

i aint ever sending a first text again

[aishwarya @ash_americash]

When you have found the pug just retweet ok

[bruh @savory_coco]

@hunterheaux Hmmmmmm

[KIVΛMKII @KivaWu]

Give us some basic respect.

[bruh @savory_coco]

I want to know why does everyone hates the Easter Bunny in #acnh
*I dont play the game T^T*

[Kennedy 🌻 @vegan_amazonian]

"GirLs aReN't suPpOsEd to hAvE hAiR tHerE"
Then why the FUCK does it grow there?

[jona 💖💉 @kfov_851]

if your excuse for jpn artists drawing black or brown ppl with lighter skin is “theyre japanese, they rarely see black/brown ppl in their daily lives” your brain is the size of a crumb

[bruh @savory_coco]

K then I am logging off
Bye bye

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

✅ artists that draw extremely detailed and delicious looking food

✅ artists that draw extremely detailed and comfy looking shoes

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

what is your favourite dating app trope

- army guy
- 6’2’ because apparently that matters
- man pretending to dj
- not my kid in the pictures lol
- man with a picture of his ex with her face blurred out bc it’s the only decent picture of him taken since 2012

[jules @blackstarjulie]

hey didn’t think i needed to say this but why tf are there minors on dating apps do u know how dangerous that is for both u and the person ur talking to who thinks ur an adult stop faking ur age for that and go to fourth period bro

[Juby🌙🌸 (𝐕𝐀 & 𝐕𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫) @JubyPhonic_P]

i fantasize about this day a lot:

i delete every trace of myself from the internet then sit back with a big glass of wine as the anxiety of my past is cleared and a quiet life finally begins

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Disney villain of the day.
(Actually a cinereous vulture, and not villainous at all; a vital part of the ecosystem).