Jimwsavoy

snapping necks & cashing checks

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Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/V68LkcvaSw #RaidChase

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Check this out! The "The Tower" episode of the "RAID: Call of the Arbiter" limited series. https://t.co/89e8Sdhxyw #CalloftheArbiter #RaidShadowLegends

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Don’t wait sleeping baby and never stop working man. #jimizzimz. Or else

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Choices made = decisions allowed
They Determine the shapes
Tomorrow allowed.

#jimizzims

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“No dwarf ever practiced Islam—pictographs prove it.

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In my years of research, I found out that no dwarf ever was a practicing Muslim according to pictographs at the time #jimizzims

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#jimizzims”
Bottom line in Jimizzim terms: If I were a dwarf, I’d be the most aggressively overcompensating, axe-swinging, big-dream-having motherfucker in the room. Height’s temporary—legend status is forever. Stay hard, stay dwarfed.

[Jimwsavoy @savoyster]

H.U,G.
(Humanitarian Unity Group) or CARE (Compassionate Assistance for Relocation of eligals)

“ICE too cold? Rename it HUG #jimizzims

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Classic #jimizzim material: “ICE too cold? Rename it HUG—suddenly mass deportations feel like group therapy. Problem solved, feelings warmed. Stay hard, stay hugged. #jimizzims”

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“No rhino pills, no Viagra, no insurance—just Plexaderm on the sorry cock. Bags make you look old, but a hard dick makes you timeless. #jimizzims”

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“Rocky ate raw eggs cause he’s too manly for anything with ‘hard’ in it. Hard-boiled? That’s fag talk. Eat shit, queers. #jimizzims”

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“After years of aggressive anal, Plexaderm brought the youth back downstairs. Look young where it counts. #jimizzims”

[Jimwsavoy @savoyster]

“Bags under your eyes age you. Bags under your balls? Nah, Plexaderm fixes that too. Stay hard, stay young. #jimizzims”

[Jimwsavoy @savoyster]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/V68LkcvaSw #Chase

[Jimwsavoy @savoyster]

I wanna let you know how much you rock and I have Tourette’s and can’t believe what I heard on the show tonight

#ellen

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Out of everything I know understand or realize you are my favorite person in the world. You’re the only female comic that rocks and me with my Tourette’s and OCD appreciate everything you stand for.#Ellen degeneres

[Jimwsavoy @savoyster]

Check out my Raid Chronicle to see my story in Raid so far - including many of my greatest achievements. https://t.co/Wg6ghglfCO #4yearsRaid

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Snowing April 10 and Arlington crazy

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@hannitta9 love you

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Just sit back and enjoy the Mustache ride. #GoCougs