sav 🤸🏻

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Just had a Caesar salad, vodka sauce pasta, and a glass and a half of red wine and I’m going to the movies by myself in a slutty top they’re calling it the most perfect evening of all time

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

[latke @latkedelrey]

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

[barb @wilmontouch]

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :

[Zak @zakfilm]

Kate Winslet was right when she said young people have no concept of what being beautiful actually is

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

doing my job for once instead of committing time theft

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

This really changed the trajectory of lizzo’s life and mine lmao

[ana 🪩🏹 @hawonlea]

and the correct answer is...

[muskan 🐾 @eternalsabrinas]

sabrina’s mind is so insane for bed chem x pony

[ACL Festival @aclfestival]

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF @rolemodel @HilaryDuff

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

I get emotional every time I go to the library like the fact that it’s free and they have so many services

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

her post about her engagement has about twice as many likes as her post about owning her masters and i’m presenting that without commentary

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

[Puck @Puckmeat]

Drag king named Big Beautiful Bill

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight