Savannah Cartmell

[Judah Smith @judahsmith]

I CAN'T PROMISE THAT 2021 WILL BE A BETTER YEAR. BUT I CAN PROMISE THAT WHEREVER YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, GOD IS WITH YOU. HE'S BEHIND YOU BECAUSE HE'S YOUR GUARD. HE'S BESIDE YOU BECAUSE HE'S YOUR GUIDE. AND HE'S BEFORE YOU BECAUSE HE'S YOUR GOAL.

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Savannah: 7/10 named after a movie where a little girl gets kidnapped.
Stan: 6/10 Used solely by my family
Fartsmell: 9/10 Given to me in 8th grade by @bababailie. This is how I know we’re friends.
Saveenah: 3/10 apparently how I pronounce my name.
Samantha: 5/10 I’ll respond.

[🇲🇽 The Smokey Oso 🇺🇦 @thesmokeyoso]

Shane: 8/10 named after a western *yeehaw*
Shane-O: 6/10 used by the older crowd to help them feel young
Chayne: 2/10 My mexican families inability to work with the "Sh"
Pooh-bear: 1/10 for my mom only back off
James: 0/10 clean out your ears
Shawn: 😤/10 I'll fight you no cap

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Update: Found him!! (after 3 years) He left me and found himself a new home 🙃🙃🙃

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Confession:

The dog in my cover photo ran away over a year ago

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

I love listening to the sound of an electric pencil sharpener.

[🌟 Kelly Haas @mrskellyhaas]

Why did you become a teacher? Wrong answers only 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

[Nate Pickowicz @NatePickowicz]

You don’t have to give up your intellect to trust the Bible. You have to give up your pride.

R.C. Sproul

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

“Indeed, I count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Jesus Christ my Lord.”

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

We tend to think contentment in Christ is hardest when life is hard, and easier when life is more comfortable, but reality says the opposite. Abundance is even more spiritually dangerous than need. https://t.co/MXLIeANRzM

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

@cwhite2323 My nightmare 🤢

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Trying to win an argument. Do you use an excessive amount of ketchup or an average amount?

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Once @bababailie and I went to Popeyes... then McDonald’s... in the same sitting, so now we have the running joke, “Where do you want to eat next?” every time we eat.

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Me: “Crap. My plants in my classroom are going to be d-e-a-d.”

@bababailie: “Well they were going to die anyway-this way you can say it wasn’t your fault.”

Excellent point.

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Vests & short sleeve shirts. You do not need another layer of clothing if you are not EVEN WEARING SLEEVES.

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

@bababailie I’ve never found this funny until right now at 5:07 am. I can’t stop laughing.

Ps I’ve been awake since 2

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

In the words of Coach Berry, if a boy tells ya he loves you, you simply say me too.That way you don't hurt his feelings but you're not lying

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

@0xinitJonL Anytime, Jon Luke! Thanks for expressing your appreciation

[Savannah Cartmell @savstarrcar]

Sometimes when I have my glasses on, I feel as though I’m behind a tinted window and find myself people-watching very indiscreetly. I’ve only been caught a few times I think.

[Bigdonjon.eth @Bigdonjon_eth]

where the spirit of the Lord is there is freedom

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“A thousand times in history a baby has become a king, but only once in history did a King become a baby.”

Thank you, God, for Christmas.