Savannah

Usually the most underdressed and loudest person in the room

[jake @reyscarradine]

jar jar binks is funny as fuck if you have enough joy and whimsy in your soul

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Savannah @savstell]

Nobody wants to see your tiktok transition of the 1 inch you cut off your hair or the 1/2 shade lighter you died your hair

[Savannah @savstell]

@Molly1989vinyl Do you know anyone still looking for signed CDs? I have two I bought for friends that don’t want them anymore that I would love to get rid of.

[Savannah @savstell]

@TMacPhils any extra Phanatic towels from today’s giveaway? My boyfriend and I watch from Seattle and have been dying to get our hands on one!! Go Phils!!

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

sort of insane we let “biweekly” mean twice a week and once every two weeks like that

[Savannah @savstell]

@Matthew1549654 @prettyplainjo @TheTayMack I had an identical experience! Watched 2-16, had to take a break for a few years and never saw 17-22, then jumped back in for 23

[Savannah @savstell]

Trump just pointed to the top of his ear and called it the lobe

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[Kate Emerson 🇵🇸 🔻🍉 @KateEmersonBri]

Well, yeah, this covers it...

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

multimillion dollar ad proclaiming jesus was a foot guy

[Savannah @savstell]

@handsomepod I love the Joe button factory song!!!!! Learned it in like 2001 as a second grader and I thought it was the greatest song ever

[Savannah @savstell]

@IanKarmel @amymiller has always been one of my favorite guests!!

[Omar El Akkad @omarelakkad]

One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.

[Savannah @savstell]

@IanKarmel What are your opinions on Spindrift?

[Savannah @savstell]

@carlsoup @RaenOfTerror Yeah I read his it’s so bad. He like talks about him being professional at work and shit. How is that relevant to him being a rapist????? Lots of abusers are nice to their coworkers it proves nothing