America’s Favorite Elitist

Writer for The LA Journal/Author of There’s Something About Theo/Model and Comedian/Sapphic Wizard

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

Hey everyone! I’m coming out as transgender. My name is Savannah and my pronouns are she/her!

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

Mental health tweets will say “This statistic shows that these people actually mean this instead and I will FUGGING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IT.”

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

Today is my two year hormone anniversary!

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

Jordan Peterson is the Microsoft Zune of people.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

My Favorite Wrestlers:

AJ Styles
Brock Lesnar
Randy Orton
Seth Rollins
Edge
Jeff Hardy
HHH
Undertaker
Shawn Michaels
CM Punk
John Cena
Bray Wyatt
The Demon Finn Balor
Shinsuke Nakamura
Charlotte Flair
Sasha Banks
The Usos
Kenny Omega
Chris Jericho
Kevin Owens
Jon Moxley

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

How many times are musicians going to close their eyes, get on their knees, beg you please, dream of you, or bleed?

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

Once you stop listening to cultural expectations and live according to your wants and needs, you’ll feel a sense of peace you never have before.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

When you and bestie FaceTime.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@OlshlagerCraig It really is! It’s just fun to joke about haha

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

I see a lot of comics wishing The Comedy Store happy 50th anniversary when they will never be booked there.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@CNNplus @monascomedy @brianstelter I love you so much, Mona! 💛

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@Zykokittn SHAKIN’ AND BAKIN’

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

People are always talking about how they are waiting for a massive earthquake to hit Los Angeles, not realizing that I’ve already arrived. I’m shaking and quaking the industry as we speak, my guy.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@1timeShadow Ookkaaaayyy ✨

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@1timeShadow Oh sure! Do you think they’re ready for my tectonics?

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@christieskylar So are you! I hope to see you soon!

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

#LAFW2022 was surreal! I love fashion.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

I’m transitioning back to a man.

LOL April Fool’s

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@TheBigGolgowski Okay cool so I’m not alone on that haha

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

People who have depression:

Did quitting weed boost your life? I’m curious.

[America’s Favorite Elitist @savvymanhattan]

@thea_touchton YESSSS this is everything and we are the characters! I love you so much darling! 💛