savage cabbage

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

Guys. Guys. Guys. IMPORTANT! https://t.co/fmeq9N52TA

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

@savyspaghetti love you too, you savage cabbage.

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

😒 just make your move already

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I wanna know where I can apply to come up with the titles for categories in jeopardy

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

Finally the Tiny Desk we been waiting for

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

Doesn’t matter how stupid or fake the movie is, I’m crying in the theater every time.

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

Just realized Al will be 10yo in a week— I’m sobbing

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@jordanjharris Mother—- no shame

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@jordanjharris Smashing tomatoes and everything 👩🏻‍🍳🤏🏼💋

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@ninachristina17 🥹🫶🏻

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It’s not sunk in yet, but I know my phone bout to be blowing up for Mother’s Day. That’s wild

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I keep forgetting I’m a MOTHER

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Lol I’ll be doing absolutely nothing wrong, but when a cop comes up behind me I just gotta start singing the chorus of Just Keep Driving by Harry Styles to chill myself out 😂

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

@jordanjharris Does it mean ice cream bar..?

Or something about frozen yogurt, cause same

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so many songs I can’t wait to show my baby (‘:

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Anyone having one-ply toilet paper doesn’t sit right with me.. but ESPECIALLY rich people. Like, you got all this money and that’s how you live???

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

i am mum

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@jordanjharris Second off I just restocked you x12, so you’re welcome

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@jordanjharris @harris_jeriel @zmilliondollas First off you literally ask for PLAIN bagels— I’m exposing you

[savage cabbage @savyspaghetti]

“I ate an entire bagel” like that’s not normal

[plain bagel enthusiast @jordanjharris]

I was hungry so I ate an entire bagel 10 mins ago and my stomach now feels like I haven’t eaten in 3 days? Someone explain this

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I love every second of this