Sawyer Johnson

So the, uh, chicken alfredo was pretty good? -Anonymous

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

Anyone else mad that they'll never have 100% clean clothes in their entire life unless they do laundry naked?

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@NotmeiMax I remember when I watched this for the first time and thought "a more fitting name will never exist for a person"

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

Me vs random note in my phone

[Michigan Department of State @MichSoS]

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[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@NotmeiMax 79%

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@millerj600 Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6 • https://t.co/ztznLId5fl

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

These are 100% cursed.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

mask it or casket

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

https://t.co/ylNKdHJtMu

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s get to work. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@millerj600 @kara_bishop7 Bentley enjoys long walks on the beach and hopes to one day be the spokesdog for Touch of Grey.

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@dreajohnson01's DNA kit results: a rich, interesting story with ancestry all over the globe.

Mine:

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@millerj600 @chloejschans A man of pure class and distinguished taste, Bentley loves crossing his paws when lounging.

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@millerj600

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

@lmielke8 The Unit kinda looks like you. Are you sure you're not just promoting your own movie?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The inventors of insulin sold its patent for $1. Eli Lilly now charges $360 a month for the drug and made $3.2 billion in profits last year.

Meanwhile, Americans must sell all their possessions to get the insulin they need.

We’re going to take on the greed of the drug industry.

[Sawyer Johnson @saw_johnson]

Anyone know if Walgreens does a Senioritis vaccine?