rodrick heffley

impratical joker

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@ftersuns michael is taken by michael jackson. and michael jordan is taken by michael jordan. so he’s fr just michael b jordan

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@jkbrainrot i just got a new phone from them, and i had a laptop from them too

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

that’s really my fucking shayla like i literally almost cried

[izzy 🕸️ @ayosbears]

#spidermanbrandnewday spoilers
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“no one was hurt, just me right?”

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

i can’t rank all of these. but i can tell you kim k and demi are top 2 respectively

[glamour bible. @bleachedfrontal]

The celebrity mobile app era….we were all so happy

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@xGooeyyy @jkbrainrot

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

mind you this really wasn’t necessary. it’s an avengers movie. niggas was gonna tune in regardless. but yk how greedy they get for them opening week sales

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

2 years ago today, Marvel Studios revealed that Robert Downey Jr. will return to the #MCU as Doctor Doom.

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

if my food get snatched by a seagull and you only offer me a partial refund, what then

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

something's in the air...

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

saw this guy from high school and he found me later at the self checkout and hit on me and he kept touching my shoulder and he stank and had to go back to his siblings numberless

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

she donated her eggs so other people can live out the dream she doesn’t. i don’t blame the kid for contacting her, but to be fair, like she said, it was an anonymous service

[Britt @be_homestead]

Selling eggs should be illegal. This is horrible.

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

i laugh every time i see this cause they finished that book in one day waiting for that sex to hit

[himbo lover @yandjoshi]

finally found the full image and it just makes it 10 times funnier

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

lowkey considering switching back to spotify

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

*too

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

y’all to comfortable toying w ppl’s lives 😭

[foxy 🌿 @mystikfernx]

received this unsettling text… should i reply and say i’m coming over right now

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@gokus1k let me shut up then cause i really do be spooked ur right

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@gokus1k going to hell

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| BREAKING: SPEED JUST DID AN INSANE BACKFLIP AFTER MEETING BTS AT THE WORLD CUP FINAL 😭🤯🤯

[seokjin pics that go 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹 @_rockstarjin]

HOW??????

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

dpmo

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Apple Music increases their plan prices:

• Student: $5.99/month → $6.99/month
• Individual: $10.99/month → $11.99/month
• Family: $16.99/month → $19.99/month

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

who tf is he feeling like 😭

[rodrick heffley @sawleven]

@ganyuumyg oh i’ve never seen an eatgwen look like this