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[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

This is what cereal is supposed to be like

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

Shocked by the amount of people that are suprised by this. Thought this was common knowledge 💀

[Ms. Noir @WinnieXHQ]

Some women ask for lunch money deliberately, sometimes not because they’re hungry but to see how a man will respond. And how much he’s willing to put in.

[Sarah Titi @SarahTiti420290]

The strongest man was wrapped in the finger of a little girl 🥹

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

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[United Vault @UtdVault]

Paul Scholes clearly fouled by Nigel Winterburn at Highbury but not given - 1997

Arsenal go on to win 3-2. They win the 97/98 Premier League by 1 point🧐

[@footballoracle5 / @ThomasSporsheim]

[Ball Liners @BallLiners]

🚨 Evra:

“Every season they bring a new ‘better than Bruno Fernandes.’ Odegaard silence. Maddison injuries. Wirtz… 2 week debate. Funny thing? Everyone looks better than Bruno until it’s time to be better than Bruno. He’s not chasing the bar he is it.”

[JIX5A @JIX5A]

Once upon a time, in the shadowed halls of Topkapi Palace, there ruled a sultan whose name was Ibrahim the First.

He had inherited an empire of gold and silk, yet his heart burned with a single, insatiable craving. From the moment he took the throne, Ibrahim the First desired only women of magnificent size, round, soft, and heavy beyond measure. No slender beauty could stir him; only those whose bodies overflowed with abundance held his gaze.

His mother, the cunning Kösem, understood her son’s strange hunger. She scoured the slave markets of Constantinople herself, selecting the plumpest virgins and delivering them to the harem like precious gifts, hoping their curves would keep him content and her power secure.

But Ibrahim the First was not satisfied with what she brought. One day he summoned his viziers and cried out, “Search every corner of my realm! Bring me the fattest women alive, women so vast they can scarcely pass through the palace gates!”
His agents obeyed. They combed the streets, the villages, the distant provinces, measuring and weighing every woman who caught their eye. Those chosen were carried to the palace in litters, fed the richest foods, bathed in rosewater, and draped in the finest silks until their bodies grew even more splendidly heavy.
Night after night, the sultan walked among them, his eyes shining with delight at the sight of so much royal abundance. In his court, beauty was no longer measured by delicate waists but by generous hips and arms that could cradle an empire’s worth of dreams.
And so it was that Sultan Ibrahim the First, the one they later called the Mad, transformed his harem into a living legend, a place where women were not merely kept, but gloriously, deliberately fattened up for the pleasure of their sultan alone.

That is the tale of Ibrahim the First, the Ottoman who made the women of his court the heaviest wonders the world had ever seen.

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

@BetwayMalawi 50

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Celebrating 13 years of Gay Gooners ❤️

Learn how the UK's first LGBTQ+ supporters group came to be in Arsenal Explained 📺

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

@franchiseford @Amaddiallo_19

[Jack McBrams @mcbrams]

@_chisomo_ Pepani for the repetitions. We will strive to do better. Koma as for the length, that is the nature of investigative stories everywhere in the world. Investigative stories are detailed. Kungoti Malawians are lazy when it comes to reading. They would rather be watching Tik Tok.

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

Don’t let Ski mask see these😭

[Shtreetwear @Shtreetwear]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Grillz by HomertheJeweler

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

Nearly had an aneurysm tryna read ts

[Kamoza 🇲🇼 🇿🇲 @Kamoza0104]

Theriouthly?

[Recovery Simp @recovery_simp]

Tigaireni 20 odds wa obvious

[Phori @Mangwecha]

Happy birthday phorisa🙏

[Phori @Mangwecha]

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[Brown🤎_ @asobolah]

I bag this one, I can't even put my thing in her.🙂‍↔️
I wouldn't want to hurt her. 🥹

[Too Much Sosa @vah_valenciah]

It’s time 😎😅

[Too Much Sosa @vah_valenciah]

Retweet imodzi mufuna voucher ya 40,000 ? 😭😭 pano ma voucher ayamba kupita koyenera 😂😂😂😂

[Machine Cabissa @SawopaScandal]

These Michigan niggas need to be stopped man, their bars keep getting more diabolical