Sam Pinkney

Whatever happens, happens

[dontdrinkbeer @dontdrinkbeer]

Me 14 beers deep on my friend’s ikea couch, 1 ply blanket, phone dead, shoes on

[Sam Pinkney @sawpinks]

Godzilla Minus One

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

[۟ @rshwds]

andre 3000 fans on friday 😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

night shift workers when they see the time go back an hour

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[Sam Pinkney @sawpinks]

@Ras_GameDev You've got a dog wife, Ted

[Sam Pinkney @sawpinks]

@rachktim Some late night animal crossing >

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

[Sam Pinkney @sawpinks]

Why is my economics teacher trying to teach me what a lighthouse is? Bro where is my money going?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Wedding was perfect. My wife and I agreed that we could each pick one element of our ceremony that was important to us that the other couldn’t veto. She chose a live band ($3K) and I chose a military flyover from six F/A-18A Hornet fighter jets ($147K).

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[jt @JayTeeT0dd]

Veteran’s Day

[Brian Mac Mághnais @TheBrianMcManus]

DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious