turd ferguson

they/them 🏳️‍🌈🎭🃏🕊️

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

Frank Ocean’s “White Ferrari” but it’s a red 2001 Ford Ranger

[｡:° ʚĭɞ @k852947316]

i should've never smoked that shit now i'm at the littlest pet shop get better center

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

evil bob marley: worry about a thing

[. @AudPodge_]

Look how fricken sweet my mom is 🥹 she has guest rooms set up at her house specifically so we can have sleepovers @CassidyCormany @sawsynclown

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

I could navigate through life so much smoother if my face didn’t turn bright red every time attention is drawn to me

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

I will tell you everything you never asked about as soon as I meet you

[myla @margaritamyla]

committed to the bit and now i’m in federal prison

[mad @bongfarty]

she sugar on my snap till i pea

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

@madampsychosis Bruh poor one out 😔

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Love that he clearly rolled out of bed at 5:00 for a 5:30 gametime start, this is the level of disheveled swag we should all aspire to

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A woman balancing two cups of tea on her breasts, 1870s

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

the @dallasmavs are out this year so I’ll get to spend more time with my guy @luka7doncic 🥰 but we’ll still have money coming in because @jaytatum0 will be out there workin 🙏🏻
Good luck babe you know you’re my main 🥹

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

watching @nuggets vs @Suns and I said “damn these Nuggets are going off” which is a sentence that only applies to the @NBA and @culvers

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A headline from 1953.

[turd ferguson @sawsynclown]

❤️💛❤️💛❤️🌟❤️💛❤️💛❤️

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The production for Mork and Mindy had to hire a censor that spoke 4 languages to keep track of Robin Williams secretly trying to slip in swear words in other languages during filming of the show