sawyer

an account only for the eyes of emily geraghty (and emily’s friend julia and also kayra as well as liv and josie)

[sawyer @sawyberb]

ladies be careful harry styles is out there chewing on It.

[em @emclareg]

WE ARE TIGER WOODS WE CARRY THE FLAME

@sawyberb

[sawyer @sawyberb]

hey so btw if you wear a tunic to brandy melville they shoot you

[Hammer @HenrisHungry]

explaining the plot of god emperor of dune to my tinder date

[sawyer @sawyberb]

witnessing your boyfriend experience gender euphoria in her asics ❤️⭐️ this is queer love

[sawyer @sawyberb]

@hmchessclub “do you know who heavy metal chess club is?”
“do you know who steals women’s jokes?”

[sawyer @sawyberb]

man in my bed laughing about sudden infant death syndrome.

[sawyer @sawyberb]

@emclareg don’t be scared mama ❤️⭐️

[sawyer @sawyberb]

breaking my silence to say that mj lenderman has been beating ballerina cappucina with a wooden stick. i think it’s incredibly fucked up that no one’s been talking about this. don’t be complicit.

[sawyer @sawyberb]

there’s a japanese legend that says “and damn…”. and Damn.

[sawyer @sawyberb]

@emclareg and he’s about to unfollow.

[sawyer @sawyberb]

i dream of long island the way white men yearn for japan. get me there and i will have a husband.

[sawyer @sawyberb]

be kind to him, it’s his first time being obama too ⭐️❤️

[sawyer @sawyberb]

you ever soft launch via boomerang?

[sawyer @sawyberb]

and when he’s not hungry for hog tonight…we know why

[sawyer @sawyberb]

@emclareg please don’t steal my husbands intellectual property

[sawyer @sawyberb]

now why am i being transvestigated by three 5’6 men????

[sawyer @sawyberb]

pregaming first date by watching hamilton

[sawyer @sawyberb]

bush out in the most ill fitting one piece swimsuit in the world that i had to speed order in order to swim in the north sea at 5 am. you know what? hell yeah

[sawyer @sawyberb]

everything feels like this lately (positive connotation). and then i remember. but then i forget.