Laura Borealis

poetry putterer. adequate artist. entertainer extraordinaire. extroverted introvert.

[Valheim 🌟 @Valheimgame]

Happy one year of #Valheim! Skål! 🎉🍻🎂
https://t.co/NGDbxflLUS

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@juststacey_ Wanted to be a drummer in grade 7. Ended up with tenor sax because hey, sax is super cool. Now I have a music degree, majoring in jazz saxophone performance, and have been with my music school/college sweetheart, a drummer, for 18 years 😇

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@DrStephanieCoo1 I’ve lost my job, I’ve lost my mind
I’ve gone through way too much boxed wine
But I’m hopeful that this thing will end
With the help of all our healthcare friends ❤️

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

Yup… between the -30c to -40c here in #yeg and #Omicron I might just be losing my shit a little.
#coopedup #makeitstop #bereasonable #covidsux #yeggers

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@gramnegativity @sim_kern As someone who was recently almost hospitalized due to salmonella (from raw veggies), I was not only VERY ill for 10 days, but horrified that I might end up in hospital at the beginning of the 5th wave. Last place I wanted to have to be ATM 😬 #doublewhammy

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Why Get Vaccinated When You Can Still Get Covid? (NBA edition) #DrewComments

@KingJames @RealDealBeal23 @Money23Green @JJudahIsaac

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

Literally going to keep the original Twitter text: WHAT’S HAPPENING? #firetheucp #covidab #albertafail https://t.co/amjW2jpoUI

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

Felt moot might delete later lulz #stoicism #Wednesdayvibe

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

Oh good, it’s raining.
I can finally stay home
for the fourteenth month.

#COVID19AB #haiku #dailyhaiku #covid #bereasonable

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

& here I am feeling guilty for going to Canadian Tire yesterday while following all of the rules and guidelines 😤 even had a guy on Jasper Ave tell me to “educate myself” for wearing a mask outside on Friday as I was going to the bank. “TAKE UR MASK OFF UR BEAUTIFUL.” Holy shit.

[CTV Edmonton @ctvedmonton]

On the same day when Alberta announced 2,433 new cases of COVID-19, thousands attended a rodeo outside of Bowden, in defiance of the province's health regulations. https://t.co/KXQPgMh0uY

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

As seen at Michaels. Excellent decor ideas. Would shop here again. #yeggers #getcrafty

[124 Street Business Association @shop124street]

It's going to be extremely cold the next few days.
🙏🏼 Please stay safe and call if you see anyone that needs help. #lookoutforeachother #yegweather #shop124street
https://t.co/zdQcEN4muE

[bread pitt @yorubagandalf]

I broke up with my girl cos of horoscopes, it taurus apart.

[CTV Edmonton @ctvedmonton]

Alberta's phased reopening could lead to true ‘lockdown’ in March: Edmonton doctors https://t.co/8NFmaA0D4W

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@JulieKusiek @ryanjespersen Yes! Highly underrated! They’re soooo good

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@iheartedmonton Online board games, read a giant book, and drink A LOT of tea 🥶🥶🥶

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

Dear February,
Thank god you’re the shortest month.
Sincerely, Laura.

#haiku #haikuchallenge #februarysucks #wintersucks #covidsucks #imnotmadimjustdisappointed

[Euronews Earth @euronewsgreen]

Plant-human communication is finally here...and it's wonderfully weird. 🥬

Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds.

This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts.

The ultimate superfood...!

In full 👇

[Laura Borealis @saxbobomb]

@iheartedmonton You can add me if you like, musician and mosaic artist from sunny yeg 🤓