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World-renowned, RUGGEDLY handsome CEO and billionaire. (Parody acc, 19, run by @gerblinbones!!)

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@scoutsmasdog Bidwell and I have been planning it for a well good while! It’s about time we get hitched already.

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@J_Bidwell_ Spoilsport…

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Ah, sorry for the absence all! I’ve been holed up in an undisclosed location for a better chunk of it for vague yet nonetheless important reasons! Unrelated, but Virginia no longer has their little Mothman problem. I’ve swung back around in preparation for my wedding.

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@J_Bidwell_ Yer always so bloody photogenic, darl.

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//finally decided to start posting my art on my main acc btw if ya wanna check it out :D

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@bluespionner @J_Bidwell_ That’s a funny assumption you’ve jumped to, mate! Here’s a good bloody reminder you oughtta mark in bold: I’m your boss too. Cheers!

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@AtomicGhozt69 //WAUGHH THANK YOUUUU YOURS IS AWESOME TOO

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//doodles !!!!

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@BLUScout_Jeremy //thank you :D

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@bluespionner Best of luck to you, mate. You’ll get em next time.

[Mr. Bidwell (Hiatus) @J_Bidwell_]

It’s complicated. Family’s complicated.

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Bidwell’s been havin’ a blast on his birthday vacation. Got lots more planned for it, right hoping it’ll go over well.

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Ah, gotta say the hydra I encountered at the top of Mount Helcion! The damned thing just kept growing more heads. But I’m sure it’s obvious that I walked away with no more than a scratch.

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@bluespionner I recommend you find someone else, mate. Preferably single.

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A better question is, how well do you think you’d function without a few limbs?

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Anything for you, love. Happy birthday.

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Bloody good question, anonymous individual.

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Absolutely not! Next question!

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https://t.co/BdtIQoW1p2 Why the blazes not! Ask me things.