Youngster Joey

i like cats and dogs and makeup and video games and making art and cooking/eating food; law school is currently my life. 🌮👀👅

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Mamma mia, Lo! Ich go agayne,
Alas, yn what waye koude Ich resist thee?
Mamma mia, showeth yt agayne,
Alas, how muchel Ich have missid thee?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Mitch McConnell's own constituents could lose their jobs and health care if he forces health care repeal: https://t.co/hY8SofRxZj

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Senate GOP finally releases their 142 page healthcare bill. 140 pages of it are just this:

[Youngster Joey @saxycelsomeow]

Did mamaw jean write this??? https://t.co/gRanxM2pyC

[tokyo toni enterprises llc @heckyesitstyler]

Lol wat

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

I'm amazed a President from an island in the Hudson River with a statue welcoming immigrants continues to push anti-immigration policies https://t.co/H7YkOQxyF5

[Travon Free @Travon]

Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant so every man should probably shut up about everything forever.

[Youngster Joey @saxycelsomeow]

@heckyesitstyler https://t.co/XOvcSseFj1

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

*rubs lamp*

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

*thinking for a moment*

Later on:

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

was so confused by this year's coachella lineup but then i realized i was looking at an iHop menu

[Youngster Joey @saxycelsomeow]

When Cake's The Distance comes on and you're stuck in stand-still traffic #ironic

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Friend of Putin who has job because of Russian interference urges Russians to consider whether interference is helpful to them. https://t.co/4ddOMbSXef

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets. https://t.co/vWgy6gzkld

[Youngster Joey @saxycelsomeow]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GAWD https://t.co/NW0gpVObJa

[West Sixth Brewing @WestSixth]

We're excited to announce the release of our Transylvania Tripel - in collaboration with @Transy- in 4packs April 25th!