Sarah Bezzarro

I am a carb

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Going into 2026 weighing what I weighed in high school 20 years ago….

Don’t even care… it was because I was on a GLP-1 all of 2025

Totally worth it.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Huge fan of the Toronto Guardians right now.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Also.

Get👏🏻J-Ram👏🏻the👏🏻players👏🏻that👏🏻will👏🏻help👏🏻him👏🏻win👏🏻game.

Spend some money Paul Dolan.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

It hurts… here’s what could make it better

The Yankees lose
The Cubs lose

And the Tigers end up getting their butts kicked by Josh Naylor.

Then maybe I’ll smile.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

I just want to be happy and by happy I mean I just want the Guardians to win the World Series this year….

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Our sweet sweet prince

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Our division.

#GuardsBall

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

I don’t ask for much but like can the Guardians just win everything this year?

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

I’m just gonna say it… let’s not talk about the Guardians only being 1 game back in the division…. Because every time we talk about them doing good… they suck the very next game

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Time for my annual rewatch of Gilmore Girls…

Because I have anxiety and can’t pick anything new to watch.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

It’s that time of year when Cleveland sports forget how to win…

I love my teams I love my teams…

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Or I guess we can say that all the talent is with the Cavs tonight…

Cleveland seems to do that. We can’t have more than 1 team doing well. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

We’ve entered the time in the season where the guardians forget how to play baseball…

And don’t come at me with “there’s still a lot of baseball left” I know. But this literally happens every year.

They are losing to the Twins right now.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

They should have never let him leave in the first place…

Cleveland sports ownership… honestly can’t quite figure them out.

Uncle Joe is back!!

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

BREAKING: The Cleveland Browns have signed free agent QB Joe Flacco.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

I think the reason I don’t know how to relax is because my husband snores with no regard to anyone and I can’t sit here and listen to it so I just keep cleaning.

I think I just figured out the hack for a clean house. A snoring husband.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Growing my eyebrows has been the worse experience of my life and I birthed 2 children.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Have you ever asked your parents what your almost name would have been? Mine are wild. My mother wanted to name me Madeline (ugh Maddy 🤮) and my father wanted Kaye Lani Rae after the winner of the 1988 Miss America Pageant.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Refs already showing up for the chiefs… the NFL isn’t fun anymore

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

Literally no one wants the chiefs to win this Super Bowl.

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

@reflog18

[Sarah Bezzarro @sayann06]

We had the World Series no one wanted and now we have the Super Bowl I can assure you no one wants…

However we have a potential Cavs NBA Finals and we all want that.