One thing about me is even if I fucking hate long island nothing ruffles my feathers like someone not from li talking shit. I dare u to go there and say something to Tony or Maryann or Gianna or GabagoolSalami’s FACES…u won’t
I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️
in my head im the main character of a ya dystopian novel where all that is left of the modern world is the city of des moines, Iowa. it has been covered in an electroshock bubble dome making everything visible green. all citizens are required to get BBLs on their 18th bday
Ppl in their 20s saying “If Olivia Rodrigo was around when I was in high school” like we didn’t have Nicki. I love Olivia but nothing compares to hearing Roman’s Revenge for the 1st time @ 15 and feeling like a baddie ready to wreak havoc and commit arson. Truly transformative
Sometimes I remember and randomly start laughing ab how I used my college sorority’s instagram account for years after I graduated to spy on people and got caught and they changed the pw LMFAOOOOOO