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[Supernans!💕 @ummionearth]

Approaching me knowing you don't cook for women is wild😂😭

[Fatibillions @_yeenkah]

Deep down, I also want to have a PowerPoint presentation night with my friends.

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

Nail tech girlie is a hobby but local barber na hardworking man.

Clowns and jokes, the lot of you.😹

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer."

So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either.

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

"I like submissive women" and it's me you're telling???

[olowo ota 💵 @Beauty_archiv]

“Innocent until proven guilty” from people that practice jungle justice 😍😍😍😍

[Aunty flo 🍀❤️ @easyonflo]

Nobody pray for who dem rape ooo, prayer con surplus for the rapist. Eyin oniranu

[S E R G E @ManlikeSerge4]

Nothing wey Dey annoy me pass to buy mid food, if you no sabi cook then why are you doing this business now????

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

please, please, and please, don't date me if you won't talk with me everyday. there are people you can date, i’m not one of them.

[K @Kokketsog]

I’m so tired of the unsolicited dating advice on TikTok. Can everyone just post fashion, music and vacation dumps😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to Girl: please learn how to make a decision without calling five people first. Everybody does not need a vote in your life.

[Princess🍸 @elysianbbg]

Occupation : Please can you turn down the AC a bit?”
Best in cold. I’m always cold 😔.

[Muna @Munalozy]

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Babzit ❤️&✌🏾 @BABZIT]

Biggest hack for WFH is waking up and taking a shower as you would for work.

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

Im literally getting so sexy its scary

[13𒈟 @13_trances]

Lest I forget, “Chairman is above the policy of the company” is the same thing as “the governor/president is above the constitution and rule of law”
Keep peddling rubbish, you don’t know you’re doing yourselves. Rubbish

[timi @timipapi]

a lot of you on here have become the elders you despised btw

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Full grown adults that can’t swim, cycle, skate, backpack, take a gap year, vacation, play an instrument or speak multiple foreign languages. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to leave survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics that no one really talks about

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my age is news to me every single time i remember.