Ross Sayers

Author & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast (@ivegotanideapod)

he/him

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Me and @yelhsaashton have started a podcast! Each week, either me, Ashley or a guest pitches an idea for a pod and we record a test episode to see if the idea is any good. Available all the usual places!

[I’ve Got An Idea For A Podcast @ivegotanideapod]

Clip from our first episode: "Podcast Heaven & Hell". Can you invent a sweetie? 🤔

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone

Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me

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Colleague: *sees me yawning* were you up watching that ridiculousness last night too

Me: *who stayed up watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol on Film4+1* you know it

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Still annoyed they didn't choose Back to the Future for the final Pointless round

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Looks like I'm staying up til 1am! - me, when I spot Con Air on the TV guide at 11pm

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Love when the commentators have to think on their feet and come up with a comment about the celebs in the stand. 'Tobey Maguire....he was Spider-Man at one stage'. Fs you don't say

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@varivarivari 🐈🙏🏻

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[High Performance Podcast]

Bob the cat: I liked Danny Murphy but I saw an opportunity and took it

Jake Humphrey: an opportunity to escape?

Bob: an opportunity to succeed. I was Postmaster General 18 months after jumping in the back of that van

Jake: *nodding* that's the dream

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'Mbappe's head has been chopped clean off with a machete here. And it's...just a talking to for the Paraguayan midfielder'

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Never has a ref so blatantly had under 1.5 cards on

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@Shuttsapalooza Haha, still more legible penmanship than mine!

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Wonder if any Scottish people are at Taylor Swift's wedding. I just can't imagine a wedding guestbook not having some 'Hail Hail' and 'WATP's scattered throughout it

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[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher at Taylor Swift's wedding]

Fletcher: beautiful venue here at MSG. Favourite song Ally?
McCoist: got to be Style. A top tune, I have to say. Yours?
Fletcher: I Knew You Were Trouble
McCoist: fair... but what's your favourite song
*laughing off mic*

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Scotland fans when they get a dubious red card: fs never a red

England fans when they get a dubious red card: fs never a red

American fans when they get a dubious red card: Red, White & More Red - A Substack On Why The Cruel Red Card Has No Place In Modern Soccer

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At sports day throwing my Kwenchy Kup in the air when my pal wins the egg and spoon race

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[Watching any world cup game] coming up after the break, we find out which players have had family members die recently and predict their xG (expected grief)

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'Scottish fans are stressed out their nut again. Show David Beckham with the largest glass of red wine anyone's ever seen.'

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[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher watching aliens appear]

Fletcher: there's the mothership. Ever met an alien?
McCoist: not to the best of my recollection
Fletcher: never been probed then?
McCoist: that's a different question *laughing* I've met a few space cadets I have to say

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🇧🇷 TODAY IS THE DAY!

🚨 A Brazilian psychic with 23M+ followers claims a UFO mothership will appear above Hard Rock Stadium during Brazil vs Scotland at the 2026 World Cup on June 24. 👽🛸

She says players, officials, and hundreds of fans could be abducted by alien beings before being returned, all on live TV. 🤯

The prediction went viral after she claimed to have the same dream twice. 💭

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

@ChrisMcQueer_ So so sorry to hear this mate x

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Flights cancelled out of Edinburgh Airport due to a bombscare and a suspicious bag... I didn't even know you and your partner were going on holiday!! Nah but seriously mate you been enjoying the World Cup? Mental kick off times right enough

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I'm not expecting too much bravery from these people but I think at the very least I'm expecting them not to yuck it up with known rapists

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Conor McGregor spoke about his return fight on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

"I'm born for this I'm not born for anything else. Fighting is my bread and butter, it's what lights a fire in my belly. It's the best version of me, I'm happy to be back."