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[himmy cooks @sayinglesss]

@unusual_whales LFG‼️‼️‼️ he’s finally gonna end the war. all these libtards are gonna eat it. it hasn’t even been as long as other wars, idk what the fuss is about. this wouldn’t have happened if joe biden didn’t let a bunch of foreigners flood our country. thank you president trump🙏 MAGA🦅🇺🇸

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Tucker Carlson: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.”

[Britton Taylor @brittontaylor]

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

It’s almost as if this same announcement is being made every Sunday night just as the markets open in order to manipulate it.

[Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian]

To the people of the United States of America

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

.@ShamsCharania announces details of a landmark WNBA collective bargaining agreement ⬇️

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Of course, that’s your contention.
You’re a first year looksmaxxer who just got into mogging.
Just finished watching some Clav clip, probably when he got brutally mogged by ASU frat president, and so naturally that’s what you will believe until next month, when you figure out jestermaxxing is actually the meta to rizz foids. That will last until you discover frame mogging and retardmaxxing. Then you’ll be in here regurgitating the HH in the club until your cortisol levels spike

[himmy cooks @sayinglesss]

@MorbidKnowledge i think i got locked in syndrome too😈💪🏼💯

[Yearner Herzog @notbuaydubz]

I’m sorry, does that hoodie say “2008 Global Financial Crisis” on it?

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

They did the meme

[Saul “Bar Piss” Goodman @voddysodas]

Big dinner tonight, figured it’d be good a time to break out the Melo napkins

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim. https://t.co/UFebMWrYr1

[himmy cooks @sayinglesss]

@TweetWithDave @AdamSchefter it was such a layup, the first tweet you see on my page is an AI edit of him😭

[himmy cooks @sayinglesss]

@Thebestfigen key takeaway here is to be gay