lincoln biao

out of the way, per usual

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

This mf set up an automation to text me some bullshit on repeat. I got 244 text messages in like 7 minutes

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

Like I am deleting everything!!!!

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

Oh my fucking god I got my MacBook to power back on right? I'm reading texts from like 2018????? I was a SLUT omfg 🫢

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

@DTEXADAHTX You gotta breathe in until you feel the air completely filled in your chest, you still wanna try to hold the air as you SLOWLY release it until it's all the way gone. You should be good after that

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

FUCK

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

Battery is still cooked tho

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

Daaaaamn my MacBook Pro turned on!

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

@theycallmehovjr Shits not even in the full picture... crazy

[Jovy @chimajovita]

"Tomorrow I'm going to wake up early and go on a run with my dog at 6 am"

Me and my dog at 10 AM:

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

OKAY MULTIPASS

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🐺🗝️

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

@Shadiku @DJames947740 That's the kind of wit you're born with

[PeJay @PGeneDidIt]

My coworker sent an email trying to highlight something I did wrong and included my manager. I sent them a screenshot proving they were wrong. They then replied to me individually apologizing.

Me hitting "reply all" bringing managers back into the conversation for the apology:

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

@UTD_Jio @delonperc Nothing wrong with what you said lol

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

?????

[John James @JohnJamesMI]

About to take the stage with 42 Dugg, Icewear Vezzo, Peezy & Babyface Ray in Detroit 💪🏾🔥

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

OMG

[🕸️ @recreatings]

fuck this nigga we have a perfect James Bond right here 😭

[‎ً @fuddnomenom]

notice how pussy has not been recalled

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

To be fair I'm like the girl he's matched with 🥴

[lincoln biao @sayitaintmo]

This dude on MAFS reminds me of my ex so bad lol