saylorGoon

forever goonscrolling ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔʕ•͓͡•ʔ

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Everyone’s a gooner at 50x leverage

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@heyydemini @Trueo_ @pangram ai?

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@llamaonthebrink @pangram

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@sjdedic crypto in 2020: should 0xMaki get $15M to lead a uni fork?

crypto in 2026: founder made $200k? pure evil.

tragic fall from grace

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@0xmadeleineee stop

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Muting anyone who posts that disgusting looking zcash founder on my timeline. It looks like some kind of creature out of a nightmare. Fucking gross 🤢

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Muting anyone who posts that disgusting looking zcash founder on my timeline. It looks like some kind of creature out of a nightmare. Fucking gross 🤢

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Goon

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

Streamer exposed her chronic gooning addiction era. She’s been deep in it.

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@Evanrrama Probably would’ve made $5M if you pitched it to grindr

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@Evanrrama This guy’s expression says it all

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@ac_mist_ Is this @0xmadeleineee

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@yuki111888 The one you beat or the one you get your nails done with?

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@Evanrrama He’s thinking he’s not cut out for this founder shit

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

yea this is the definition of gay

[Zack @Asmongold]

@UbermenschMind Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup

This isn't me being gay, it's science

Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged

Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Goon2earn

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

I found my calling

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

This is 9/11 for gooners

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

OnlyFans is Hacked 🚨

Apparently OnlyFans has been hacked and they're selling the complete database of 340 million users

including data of content creators and consumers.

The leaked data includes

- Usernames and profile names
- Email addresses
- Phone numbers
- Account creation dates
- Follower/subscriber metrics
- Creator/fan rankings
- Linked social media profiles
- Partial payment card metadata (last 4 digits of the card)

The result of this is going to be a massive wave of extortion attempts against users

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@max21e8 too much to goon on this app

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

@_esk_kse_ good thing we all here just to jerk off

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

Some of you don’t goon enough and it shows

[saylorGoon @saylor_goon]

The two future jobs are gooners and sex workers servicing the gooners

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The two future jobs are anthropic employee and sex worker servicing anthropic employees