Muhammad Awais

if you hate my tweets, may God bless you with a sense of humour

[prance @bocxtop]

how come the only reward for doing good at work is more work? can i get a pizza party or sumn

[Prime Minister's Office @PakPMO]

The political map of Pakistan unveiled by PM @ImranKhanPTI earlier today.

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

@Mayyyyyyaaa Ahahahahaha 😂😂

[✨ @Mayyyyyyaaa]

le me teaching junior how to remember brachial plexus using Ramu Tailor Drinks Cold Beer

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

Who serves daal chawal in a conference.
#NSC18

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I just came here for the attendance.
#NSC18

[MAC @MaafKro]

Daily he barish ho rahi hai jaab se nawaz shareef gya hai.

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

#PanamaVerdict #NawazSharif

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Pm scheme wala laptop to milay ga na?
Asking for a friend.
#PanamaVerdict #NawazSharif

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

@MaryamNSharif Maryum baji se guzarish hai jazbati na hon aur aik bari achi tarah se parh lain verdict ko. "NA AHIL FOR LIFE"

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

#GoneNawazGone #PanamaVerdict #NawazSharif #PanamaPapers

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@chintskap Rishi bhai, kidhar gya apka chota chaitan?
#PakZindabaad

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Black is an ever green colour.

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

Average Indian temperature increases by 5°C, as the CEO of Snapchat gives his statement.
#Snapchat #CEOSnapChat

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

You aren't strong if you never fall. You're strong if you fall and pick yourself up within a jiffy.

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

@PutinNameHere God save us all from the wrath of mathematics.

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

Await the launch of "Run Sheikh Rashid Run" game on the play store.
#IslamabadLockDown #sheikhrasheed

[Muhammad Awais @sayMashaAllah]

AHHAHAHAH @bakht33 next time you will see me shaved he IN SHA ALLAH XD https://t.co/8fkjVULJke

[Masoud Bakht @bakht33]

@sayMashaAllah Ab waqat aa gia hay k tumhen shaw
i
ng kit gift ki jai