Callie says

Inspired by @Cdup1047's mouth. Documented by @lalalalaurak3.

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About Kirby: "He wet himself, that's why he doesn't have any pants on."

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Oh bless you!..She's allergic to cats (She says as her cat sneezes)

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Oh no! I almost aspirated on stuffing!

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And on the 9th day, God said, "Let there be breakfast food."

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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

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And on the 8th day, God created crockpots.

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"...I LOVE MUSTARD."

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Sometimes I go back to @says_callie just to remember how funny I am

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“@Cdup1047: At no loot in time so I ever think "wow, I love hardwood floors" #alwayssweeping #coldfeet #sweepmore” this is gold

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"The power of positive thinking, right?"
"NO! IF THAT WERE TRUE I WOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND BY NOW!"

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The Lord is rising in victory for Wisconsin. 🙌 #FinalFour