My Brain Says

random thoughts my brain makes me type. please 🐻 with me. ig: saysmybrain

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

If you gave me all the money in the world my priority would be getting myself a lifetime supply of pepperoni pizza and worry about the staggering student loans at my last $10

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

I didn't ask to be born but the universe still made it happen. I'm also too humble to not ask for $7m but the universe should get the hint already

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Optimistic me is a different person. I'm sorry if I made plan with you to go out for a movie, to the club or drinks at the bar and cancelled them 20 minutes later. I was younger then, I grew old.

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Blasting the retweet button till it actually happens

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

As someone who has watched Ratatouille a lot lately, I wonder why Disney+ doesn’t have a show where Remy teaches kids the joy of cooking?

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

We weren't ready for Monday yet, can we get another weekend? #MondayBlues

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

@realoverheardla Big mood

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

@heyanubhav7 @davidrocknyc Yeah it was more.... literal

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

@realoverheardla Sundays are off days. Don't count.

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Oh... Guess I'll just settle down for a vodka tonic then

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

*At nightclub

Guy: “What do you want?”

Girl: “I want to be an actress!”

Guy: “No, to drink?”

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

This gist of your and your friend's problems may be similar but it's all about the details - they are never the same. Be kind to your self-progress. Grow at your own pace.

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Used to wake up at 6a now staying up till 4. Damn life in reverse.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

i used to stay up til 4a now i wake up at 6:30 life goes fast m’friends

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Kinda wanna travel to exotic places, have adventures that inspire my grandkids, kinda wanna still not get out of bed at 2:05 pm

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Passenger: “Excuse me, how long until we reach the destination?”

Driver: “ETA says 28 minutes.”

Passenger: “Do you mind if I do a face mask?”

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

#LifeGoals : be as chill as my blended vanilla iced coffee

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

No monsters under my bed if I sleep on the floor #lifehack

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Is there a special place in hell for people mixing tea with coffee????
#saysmybrain

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

Hellfires ripping the Amazon apart.

Is OnePlus really putting its money where the mouth is?

We can only hope.

#OxygenOS

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

@TheLionSaint @garyvee Same, bro. Same.

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

A little respect for #packaging material would be appreciated. The design of it is one of the most crucial steps of good #branding
I mean, how many times do you NOT buy something because it doesn't look good?
What… https://t.co/4zS4vfwsLx

[My Brain Says @saysmybrain]

If #DoctorWho is real, then maybe Deja Vus are just my memories from my time as his companion #JustSaying