Tim Connor

I have never once played candy crush.

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@Avis Turns out it’s in there as “The Netherlands” but I didn’t look under “T”.

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@Avis Netherlands not showing up on your list of countries on the View/Modify/Cancel page... What’s up with that?

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90% of being a Dad is pretending you can’t find/see your kids, when in fact you can very much see them. #horriblehiders

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If I could reincarnate, I would choose to be a ginger @StephenCurry30 #threesonthreesonthrees

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@steveganow This exact same thing happened to me at the airport. Minus the movie correlation, I just looked like a moron who walked into a door.

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@ugmonk I like my @MyPillowUSA but they are made for specific sleep styles, like on back or side so if you switch back and forth I’ve noticed the backsleeper only really works as intended for backsleeping. Too firm/thick to stomach sleep with but it wasn’t intended for it either.

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“Me is always who someone is.” -Felicity #fivegoingonfreud

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@JessKartalija Felt it here in Downingtown, PA as well.

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@_JackDuke @EversonGriffen I just had a baby boy what should I name him?

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@ugmonk Careful with a full phone, it can seriously mess up the software and destroy your data.

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@mrsgisler I could also read "plutonium" like a drunken toddler but it still wouldn't actually rhyme with "affordable".... matey.

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Can we all please agree that rain and again do not rhyme? #childrensbooks #ruiningmyflow

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GMA segment "coping w/election stress", you kidding me?! Americans need to open their eyes to how rest of world lives. #sosoft #soignorant

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@drantbradley harsh, not lazy, read it, realize there's a bigger problem, thought creds were shown in article as initiating the conflict

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@drantbradley I was on flight from MSP2PHL last wk, sick man needed med attention, FAs insisted all vols show credentials, all white.

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@D_BBach take a look at @Evan_McMullin

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@drantbradley Not voting = waste, vote 4 some1 you don't believe in = waste. Send msg to R&DNC, terrible options won't do. #nonnominee2016

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@mrsgisler more importantly, who writes a song to their rheumatoid arthritis?

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@marshmellomusic @DJ_GabeReal This is essentially the plot of Central Intelligence with @TheRock

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@mrsgisler scratch that, "3 times" song title is actually "providence" #iveexceededouryearlytwitterquota