Aayush Naik

If you think my puns are bad,
you should read my poetry.
It's verse.

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@icedlatye you look like someone who has a lot of tattoos

[adi @4dityuh]

ganpati bappa finding out he’s the elephant in the room

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@kreepkroop cricfy app on the phone

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

Acceptance

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

shes so cool

[Yashaswinee Raje Singh @ywineethepooh]

they keep calling me shameless but i’ve never voted for the bjp???

[screamingcat 🍉 @bluestocking37]

Because incels can’t get married if it isn’t for inbreeding in name of arranged marriages filtered within same caste.

[T.C ⓸ @TeeCeeComics]

"And sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart"

[Gaurav Pandhi @GauravPandhi]

Airtel, Blinkit, Cultfit, DigiLocker, Digi Yatra, Lal Path, FreshToHome, GoMechanic, Jio-Hotstar, Ola, Zomato, banking apps, dozens of private and government apps are on my phone because I choose to use them.

But any app forced by the Government onto citizens will be resisted.

Choice is freedom. Enforcement is control.

Sadly, the obedient subject in you can’t tell the difference, @RShivshankar.

[tree @treeonchain]

Suddenly, you're 27.

You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out.

Then you wake up, and do it all again.

And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you.

How did everything pass by so quickly?

You don't even feel 27.

You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world.

But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless.

But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too.

Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying.

So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory.

The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@kreepkroop save yourself, dont

[ClipRadar @clipRadarr]

I just offered this girl the world so idk where the rest of y'all gone live but it can't be here.

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@aditi_mulay the dream

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

[🍋‍🟩 🔻 @KeshY0U]

Every time "world war iii" is about to happen americans loooove to self victimize.. no battles will be fought on your soil, no bombs will land on your nation, yet somehow you still manage to find a way to make yourself the primary victim of this war you seemingly fantasize about

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

Time to be better and make better choices.

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@icedlatye manifesting

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@kreepkroop they need better writers

[Aayush Naik @saywhatnaik]

@kreepkroop That omelette looked so good it unlocked cravings I didn't know I had