Sadie Schmid

Dance Instructor 👯‍♀️🩰 // Cosmetology life 💇🏼‍♀️💆🏼‍♀️💅🏼 // Old soul 👵🏼 // Coffee drinker ☕️

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

We’re going on vacation in March. Of course I think I need a new wardrobe. ✌🏻

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

To the old man driving by seemingly judging me for letting my dog poop on the street instead of the yard:
1) Pepper the QuEEn is a DiVa and refuses to step a paw on the dewy grass
2) I ran back inside to get a poop bag - don’t worry, it got picked up.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Andy Cohen rn #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

I just wanna stay home and snuggle my pups and watch Hallmark. 🥶🌬️❄️

[kemi @kemimarie]

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL SAGITTARIUS SEASON BITCHESSSSSS

[L A N E @lane_dorr]

Apparently if you’re not a Chatty Cathy at 7am you’re automatically mad or in a grouchy mood.

Sorry I’m not radiating sunshine out my ass before I even finish a cup of coffee.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

when my wifi is down for 20 minutes

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I'm not scared of heights but I am scared of when the waiter takes my order without writing anything down. #WeTweet

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

Might accidentally bring back 90s brows

[Top Gun @TopGunMovie]

It's @Miles_Teller. That's it. That's the tweet. #TopGun

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

As Grandma Lou used to say
“What if I pack a yellow shirt for Wednesday, but I don’t want to wear yellow that day.”

That’s where I get it.

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

Why am I the worst at packing
Like
-of course I need to bring 5 pairs of Jean shorts because last time I went on vacation I only brought one and had to wear them 3 times
-we’ll only be there for 4 days but I need 6 swimsuits?

I know this doesn’t make sense but here I am

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

it's earth day AND shrek turns 21 years old today

[Sadie Schmid @sayy_d]

Never trust a girl who counts her calories on vacation.