Sarah McPhee

Exhausted mum of two, surviving on stolen snacks and stolen naps.

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Parenting is all well and good until you ask someone to put a coat on they do not want to wear.

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Partners in crime. Rhodes, 2022. @ Lindos Beaches, Rhodes, Gr. https://t.co/1q93D9NIfY

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Could all past and present soldiers of D Squadron please DM me. I’m putting something together. https://t.co/O6KA7ePpyi

[HENI @HENI]

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[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Just posted a photo @ Alton, Hampshire https://t.co/kCM5toGmDC

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@Morrisons first ever order with you, expected between 9-10pm. Still waiting at 12.15am with no contact. In case you’re wondering - I’m going to bed. And will go back to shopping with @Ocado tomorrow.

[Ben North @inkib]

I’m now in palliative treatment for my two brain tumours. That means very little carefully crafted tweeting from me, the odd ‘like’, and, eventually, you you know, death. It’s been a pleasure. B~

[Ben North @inkib]

Taylor Swift’s new thing’s quite good isn’t it? I mean, I’m only part way through and I’m on raging anti-epilepsy drugs, but

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@curryspcworld, @TeamKnowhowUK I know you’re “very busy” but after 3 hours on hold, 7 calls cut-off, no response via email/messenger, I need an update: ordered 2nd May, meant to be delivered 8th May, shows no sign of dispatch? Happy to take my money but not respond! Please DM

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@British_Airways @StAustellBrew not flying daily BA0607 from Pisa. Disappointed.

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@Alitalia - any chance you're sending more staff to check in? People are starting to get seriously angry

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@Alitalia - the mood is angry here at check in @ Catania, 3 flights boarding in 20 mins - where are your staff?!

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@British_Airways sorry is not going to give my husband back his weekend. Don't bother to apologise - last night was a disorganised disgrace.

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@British_Airways he is now on a flight today at 2.05pm - 1/2 the weekend is gone! I now regret my recent BA purchase of LHR - NYC in Nov.

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

@British_Airways you could have removed some passengers with h/baggage only & put them on the late flight which did manage to depart CPH

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Hey @british_airways thx 4 ruining our long weekend by keeping husband's flight CPH - LHR on tarmac for 2.5hrs then cancelling #BA819fail

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Terrapin Xing: St Simon's Island - The roads around the islands are littered with signs advising people to wa… http://t.co/GvkfXevK

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

And we thought public transport was dire these days... http://t.co/apkTfLBq

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

Brunswick: Georgia's South Coast - Moving further down the coast now towards our final destination of Miami, … http://t.co/OQ9UvBUh

[Sarah McPhee @sazmcphee]

13 days, 1000 miles, 8 cities and 4 states... http://t.co/0VXYbcmg