sarahpenrose

save the drama for your mama

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

'Sometimes the King is a woman' 👑

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson @StuAnde How can you be so right and yet so wrong. Turkish delight in the bin, but bounty? Lush

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson I learned the hard way it should only ever be on the toes

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

🎃🎃🎃

[James Manning-Monro @JamesManning]

Matt Hancock signs up for the next series of ‘Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins’
https://t.co/GuNY29Ln2C

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

It’s saying hey Saz today 🦠

[Jme @JmeBBK]

What’s covid-19 saying nowadays?

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson Yep I’m here for it. Spent a fortune last summer to make the most vile concoction 🤢

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson Or the handrail on the stairs in a block of flats 💀

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

Ngl, I was up for watching the poor thing annihilate the whole crowd ☠️

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson Ah I see. Consider yourself forgiven 🙏🏼

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson Honestly it tastes nothing like that to me! Just tastes of pure joy

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson It is my favourite herb by a mile! A curry without it is pointless

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@sxhenson Nah I’ve always liked your tweets but this isn’t it girl 😡

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@michaelobafemi1 @Independent Oh don’t worry. The elephant lost its contract with Nike 🙄

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@ConnorBradshaw_ @hannahrazzaq @PeaceRoseShephe Acid = 🦄🌈🥰 Shrooms = ☠️🪦⚰️

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

@PablitoEEG @ChrisPBacon1976 @fesshole That was a wholesome exchange right there 👌🏼

[sarahpenrose @sazpizazz]

No it’s not. It’s a game on my phone that’s all

[Jay Bernard @jay_0382]

Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money.

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

The way a boy respects his mum says a lot about they way they respect women in general

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

They don’t make music like this anymore