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Xennial Poster Child. Laziest poet. she/they/her/them. You can’t spell alone without elon.

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The joy of watching a new GMGMSB online also reminded me of one of the best. Which is amazing because it’s full of lovers of ‘z’ haters of ‘u’ Americans https://t.co/RrjVKgPh6F

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Sent to whamhalla 6:20pm Christmas Eve. #Whamageddon

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Buuut I finally took my shoes off and sat down with a cool breeze blasting through the window so I can’t bring myself to go back out again. Godspeed motorsantas!

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First night in new apt and wondered why I was hearing so much traffic. Realised it’s the santa ride cruising through the burb which I was looking forward to actually remembering to go outside for. (She did not remember)

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Am over on that other place now so plz add me. However I’m trying very hard to only be distracted by youtube and instagram before my move is done so yell at me if you see me posting useless thoughts or livetweeting/skying/Xing(??) my now annual moving mental breakdown.

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I am far too invested in youtube’s skip ad copy testing over the past couple of months or so. From memory - they went from mentioning the ad (skip) to instead mentioning the video (play/starts in). Now back to “skip” with a countdown wheel (“ad” still avoided)

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@Brocklesnitch The greatest casting combination so far I reckon? I thought Sam would be an outlier of bizarre (even knowing how batshit Lucy is) but they were all SO insane and committing to the fun of it. Never expected Julian to do it and so glad he did, and with true Clary spiciness.

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Had a swim in the rain this morning at Bronte. Glorious.

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Also this is the first time I ever thought locking down my socials was needed to up my chances in the rental market. It feels like everything counts. Don’t even do that for job hunting.

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Have a weird mix of relief and guilt that I secured a new place where I actually want to live. It’s brutal out there, everyone is so stressed. But the “competition” are the most respectful/friendly I’ve seen in years. Maybe we’re all just too broken to be assholes at this point?

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@SVUPodcast So rude (of Matt)

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Reluctantly did duolingo tonight to keep the streak and it gave me multiple phrases to express that ich bin müde und habe kopfschmerzen. Turns out pronunciation and spelling retention is easy when you can physically feel the word (mastered “ich schlafe nicht gut” last week)

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@AngeMaryClaire These nimbys have no helpful fucking solutions either. Despite proven success for 20yrs+ people still pop up to object to the KX MSIC because “the drug problems are elsewhere.” Gee I wonder why ODs and avoiding discarded needles isn’t a daily occurrence on Darlo Rd anymore?

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When one drink turns into the bartender and you grew up in two obscure suburbs next to each other

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@Brocklesnitch It’s likely an automatic AI flagging which is confused by the distorted imagery? No idea how long it would be to get an actual human to review it. I just remember when I was doing product catalogues on meta platforms the weirdest shit got flagged regardless of context

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The Traitors NZ’s introduction mentioning “complete strangers” is adorable because the show kind of proves the trope that everyone in Aotearoa knows everyone else, or are about to become besties anyway

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Flung open my bedroom blind in my underwear right as people were streaming along the balcony of a place opposite during an open inspection. Loving this high density life.

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(okay maybe sometimes still the mens)

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Even though it was already technically my favourite football code I promise to never call roundball tedious again. Not even the mens.

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Caffeine and panadol is barely keeping me upright for tonight’s match (the last of the world cup, I hear) but I will find the energy to set my ikea sofa on fire if required.