The Perks of Sara

Embrace The Detours.

Currently travelling and teaching around da big wide world.

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"To be honest I'm buzzing like an old fridge"

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@Mweldty we are so pretty

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Me and @Mweldty would literally laugh for hours on end at the "got em" guy 😂😂

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"Hydrate to intoxicate" is my current life cycle right now 😂🍷🍺

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Everyone who speaks to me and @snewton_96 says we're the poorest travellers they've met on the east coast lulsss #onabudgetm8

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I really am so lucky to be seeing all of these amazing places, like fuck

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Oh dear

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I don't remember much from last night apart from reading this sign as "fire anal" and finding it so hilarious 😂

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Today I had to say goodbye to my co worker "worrying Wendy" who used to breast feed her pet wombat 😂

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U r too much 4 me

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Baby sitting drunk parents of the students at the school I work at is not my ideal Friday Eve really

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I'm dead

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And then traveling the east coast and New Zealand with the best señoritas for the next 4 months of my life aaaaaayyyyyy 👭🌏😍💭

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I'm literally just sat at work thinking about how fun it's going to be to dance until 6am on Sunday morning

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A year 7 kid I teach just said, "if you're age is on the clock you shouldn't be getting cock", the Australian sex education system is fucked

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Ha

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Imagination is intelligence with an erection🌻

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Need to keep at my flo level

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Bloody accurate this is 😫

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Sending all of my Christmas cards home to the uk last night made me realise that I've actually left home now and I'm an adult...scary stuff