Shawn

Rancher, farmer, animal lover & I'd take a baseball game and a beer any day. #Dodgers #LAKings #Ravens

[Shawn @sb135]

Let’s hope for The Commanders vs Bills for the Super Bowl.

[Shawn @sb135]

That was a tough loss, Ravens 🐦‍⬛

[Shawn @sb135]

My sister using my shower, “don’t use the bar soap that’s the dogs shampoo bar!”.

[Shawn @sb135]

How are people able to sell kneel down bread in the winter?? What’s their secret? Do they use frozen store bought corn or do they freeze from their fall crop???

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Got himself a helmet and a first NHL goal puck 🥰

[Shawn @sb135]

My body is still trying to recover from NYE & all I did was stay up late & eat junk food.

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Drove thru a roadblock & I told my sister Benny isn’t in a car seat!!!

[Shawn @sb135]

My sister: stop breathing so hard the windows are fogging up on your side!
Me: I’m holding on for dear life over here, you drive like a maniac!!!

[Shawn @sb135]

Grabbed last minute items at Walmart & it’s Bonkers!

[Shawn @sb135]

I feel betrayed by Sparkling cider , I keep ordering a blush cider with Apples & Raspberry. Mind you I’m ordering online & the labels states “raspberry” but I get the bottles & it says “cherry”. I give up & I’m going to have beer instead on NYE.

[Shawn @sb135]

My niece: my mother in law boiled hotdogs for dinner!!!
Me: at least she fed you
She didn’t have mustard
Gotta at least have mustard!
[also I haven’t had a boiled hotdog in years]

[Shawn @sb135]

Finally gave this guy a chance then he ghosted me😂. Then tonight he tries to call me then hit me up on IG.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I wish rage burned calories I would be so skinny

[Connie @conniengsa]

Have a good day & a man will ruin it . Yahdilah!

[Shawn @sb135]

I want a blue heeler.

[Shawn @sb135]

My nephew gifted me his baby teeth, it’s so creepy! 😂😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If I come to your Labor Day Cookout and bite into one of these carrot dogs, I'm flipping the picnic table over.

[Shawn @sb135]

I want menudo.

[Shawn @sb135]

Picked up the kiddos & Quinn was DJ. She played Billie Eilish, McKenna Grace, & Sabrina Carpenter.

[Shawn @sb135]

Drove around this morning with a mosquito, didn’t put my sun shade up in hopes that he cooks in there.