Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence.
College football is the greatest sport.
A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said. The man did a “cannonball” leap into the aquarium and then stood under a waterfall. https://t.co/IXWEuAMWCg
If you are mad at college football for being the dumbest sport on earth that’s on you. This is what we signed up for when we decided to love it. It’s part of the deal.