Sean Banks

You can probably find me at a ballpark...or ultimate frisbee game. I also like to tweet about politics. La tambora merenguera Dominicana ya repicó.

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

We'll always have the memories.

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

This app is suffocating, y'all. I'll be taking a break for an indefinite period of time, if not forever.

Find me where the skies are blue (smbanks).

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Of course it's giving Tuesday bc it *is* Tuesday

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Why are football pants like not pants but also not shorts lol

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

We're not people who run on Thanksgiving, but we're now apparently people who stand in the rain to watch people pull giant balloons down the street lol

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

I wish it need not have happened in my time

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Give. The. Idiots. What. They. Voted. For.

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

@Coldbirdcrew https://t.co/NqUGgyEmiC

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

How does airplane fly it's a hollow hot dog with wings

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Why does everyone rush so much to get in the hollow hot dog even though seats are assigned?

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Lol I just realized I've been telling people I'm available to meet next Wednesday through Friday 🤦‍♂️

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

@NajiSteven let's goooooo

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

They'll get their stupid little tax cuts at the beginning of the term again, get blown out in the house in midterms again, and get nothing else done again, just like last time

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Just so we're all on the same page here, "temporary hardship" looks like high inflation that causes you to lose elections

Probably not something you want to be promising before you even actually take office lol

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Me: lodged a protest vote against my party so they'll listen to me in the future even if my party loses

Other party: *wins and kills me*

Me: (dead) yeah take that!!!!

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

As someone who was hockey homeless for *many* years and just waiting to pick until I settled somewhere, I'm so glad that I ended up in DC.

Gonna be so cool when Ovi breaks the record!!!!

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Day after getting a vaccine 👎

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

@TayaraRomero we had a set we inherited from 2021 champ weekend and it disappeared into the wind lol

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

When I was a kid, I used to imagine myself like Billy Beane in Moneyball, but now I spend my days scouring USAU team/event pages...

And I'm having a fucking blast, y'all

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

Start the steal!!!!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

RECOUNT TRIGGERED IN PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

It's so wild to me that the "consequencs of Trumpism" last time ended up being him fumbling managing a global pandemic bc it was an election year and hundreds of thousands of people died...

And he like gets a pass bc "it wasn't his fault" or some nonsense but 100% yes it was

[Sean Banks @sbanks_]

WHAT

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

"Do you believe the US is currently in a recession?"

Yes: 54%
No: 30%

Leger / Nov 3, 2024 / n=1044 / Online