Sharr.

‘let’s fuck it up’ I say to my cat as I get out of bed each and every morning. she/her. ♑️ ♍️ ♊️

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

What are the odds I get cut off in Broomfield Colorado by a car with wayne county license plates????

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

The @joyoladokun concert was crashed by John Mayer?! She was FANTASTIC! Literally gained a new biggest fan 😍💞

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

So we are gunna make shirts w Trump’s mug shot on them, right?

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

My tarot cards keep telling me someone from my past will be returning.. to that, id like to say no thanks.

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

I live next to the first bank center where @Excision is performing tonight. I can feel the base and I have insane fomo.… what are the odds he stops by for burritos after?

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

Tell me you’re a millionaire, without telling me other a millionaire (peep the eggs)

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

I truly became an adult today bc my dad kicked me off the family phone plan..

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am going to make weird choices this week! not bad ones I just wanna make everyone kinda go hm okay

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

@BenKissel Hey Ben- how would you feel about doing a LPOTL episode(s) about the Vatican??

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Astronaut explains how zero gravity affects the way he plays guitar

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In the forests and scrublands of Madagascar, there are tortoises covered in stars, yellow lines radiate from the center of each dark plate on their shells, hence the name- radiated tortoise

These tortoises are critically endangered

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

A short story titled ‘Aluminum Foil: The Plant Protector’

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

I love National boyfriend day- I’m nosey

[Sharr. @sbar_45]

@hopeizsodope

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

The same titties look good the 1st time and 17,652nd time you see them. Does a sunset ever lose its luster? I say unto thee Nay