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BEING ANTI-FASCIST IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAL

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@bryansuddith The flamingo is my favorite.

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Sometimes when I feel like being mad i think about the fact that my doctor told me to alleviate one of my chronic pains i should walk more, and then 5 minutes later told me that to alleviate a different chronic pain i should stay off my feet.
Andn when i pointed that out he just

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@bryansuddith I love Vegas for about 36 hours, and then i *hate* it.

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@MyPineapple Omg. ACTUAL HOTTIE ALERT.

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@IDKayyyyy @bryansuddith

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@IDKayyyyy A benefit of being a swamp hag is that this doesn't happen to me. #nocomplaints

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Recipes that say "perfect for any night of the week" really make it seem like there are some recipes out there that're like DONT YOU COOK THIS ON A FUCKING TUESDAY, YOU ABSOLUTE DOORKNOB.

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@MyPineapple This movie is 🔥🔥

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@MyPineapple

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@leeanne_uh Bruh.

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@Nikkisayswhat @bryansuddith Also my pops' birthday is the day before mine so its a wholeass birthday moment in my fambam.

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@Nikkisayswhat @bryansuddith I also have Eva Peron!

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@bryansuddith @Nikkisayswhat #ifyanasty

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@bryansuddith @Nikkisayswhat 5/7!

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“I look at Jewish art and culture, like comedy, and I see a thriving, vibrant Jewish identity.”

AJS member @jennycaplan is featured with her new book, Funny, You Don’t Look Funny: Judaism and Humor from the Silent Generation to Millennials.

https://t.co/gtDfDa0wGo

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@leeanne_uh The lie detector proved that was true.

(Sorry i know im mixing my gross syndicated exploitative talkshows)

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@rgay That comments section is a wild ride.

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2:30 - 3:30 pm is truly the doldrums of the 8-5 day. A slump of LEAST productivity. It really should just be a scheduled nap time.

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@bryansuddith Listen -- YOU SMELLED SO GOOD i thought about it all day.