Sarah

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

A cold brew and adderall will restore you to max health fr

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s sooo important to go w ur mom to stores

[T @tylerthecreator]

i hate sparkling water fake confused ass

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[lovely libra💕 readings: open @noamoracle]

People always say that scorpio is the water sign you don't want to mess with, but trust me...a cancer can and will ruin you if you screw them over. And they're not someone you want to lose.

[Dabulamanzi Jr. @DabulamanziJ]

Slowly losing friends is a part of growing up mate. ☕

[s @bambinasalina]

this cost of living don’t upset y’all bruh? or are y’all forreal gon keep acting like y’all living like jayda wayda and lil baby?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[bay 🌈🍷 @baystclair]

Happy 4/20. Remember the fallen (those who can’t smoke weed because they get too anxious)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

So help me god

[Cam @iHateCammm]

#Trendsetter #AlmondNails #GlowTips #Dip #SNS @sbeezyyy_

[DeV @ItsDeVanique]

😂😂😂

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

The FDA approves toxic shit all the damn time. Idk why people use them as a reference for how safe something is.

[Tyshai @thatsootyy]

You are allowed to unlearn who you’ve been if it isn’t who you are or want to be anymore.