Sara Jo Beins

Mama tried...

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Gravy is a food group

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@equine__dentist @AngDello

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I’d sell cocaine before Arbonne

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@JoeBiden Enjoy the memory unit, Joe. Hope they have the good snack packs.

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I bet God heard you comin’

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I heard they shut down that old bar we’d go to when we needed rest

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@AngDello @Runza Or breakfast runza with hasbrowns

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If it’s the last damn thing I do, I’m gonna burn this body down. I never really got over you, I just learned to do without. At the crossroads of my life, you’re the line that runs between.

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You got all my love

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Pain, sweet pain

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But you stuck around when I was down

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Need cheesy potatoes

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@me when I walk into the @tavern #buschlighttallboy

[Dave Feit @FeitCanWrite]

Nebraska volleyball's ability to act as a lemon sorbet palate cleanser between the football team's endless buffet of shit sandwiches should never be taken for granted.

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BUT YOUR FACE IS GETTIN’ THINNER AND YOU’RE PRAYIN’ FOR THE WINTER AND I HEARD YOU FUCKED IT UP WITH HER 😇🎶 @

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Say sorry to God for all the wrong I caused and maybe that’s a good place for me to start.

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Let it be, then let it go.

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Drunk guy in ER - “you’re pretty, but you’re mean.”
Me - “thank you.”

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@zachlanebryan Sweet DeAnn, that u? 😇

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I love you in the evenin’s, but I fuckin hate high hopes

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My mind ain’t well and I just can’t tell ya why