Sassy Southern Belle

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Pinterest just sent me:

"we found shot recipes and cupcake ideas we thought you would like"

And that basically describes my life

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

Always leave people better than you found them. Hug the hurt. Kiss the broken. Befriend the lost. Love the lonely.

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Can't stand when people refer to themselves as "the squad"

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Don't need this kind of negativity 🙅🏼

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

You get back what you put into the universe

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Puppy cuddles 😍❤️

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Am I the only one who doesn't like Thirteen Reasons Why???

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Plz stop trying to have an accent when you clearly don't.

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Nothing makes me happier than tequila and tacos

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

It's my favorite day of the whole year! Cinco de Mayo 🎉😍🎉

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

How are you a bartender with no personality. I don't understand.

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

I wish my kitchen had a breathalyzer

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

I wonder if creepy old men know they're creepy??

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Was just told I was ignorant for putting ice in someone's drink.

I love the food industry 🙃🙃

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

There's always one co worker who's a complete POS but your boss doesn't see it 🙃🤔

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is quite clearly a smol broken polar bear. We'd appreciate if you only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Sassy Southern Belle @sbellesass]

Something about you implying I would want a product to help lose weight doesn't make me want to try your pyramid scheme products 🙃