Nico Isaac

The Southern Bell-Jar open-mic variety show and blog, hosted by yours truly. A call to artists of all ilks and inks: yarn-spinners and kitten-jugglers alike!

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"The Opposite of Loneliness," for me, was last night's #TheSouthernBellJar show. Hilarity bar: Raised

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one day I wanna look just like the woman in my online dating profile pictures. #LifeGoals

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Just made a donation to Atlanta Bicycle Coalition https://t.co/hXZSnbUxTj

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I'm high as a kite & not just b/c of my allergy meds! Tonight is @WRITECLUBAtl Pseudoephedrine for the soul! https://t.co/ZGYiDIAqXL

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Last night's #StoriesOnTheSquare re-set the bar. Favorite line by @ewilsonyoung: "It only sounds bad if you put it in chronological order."

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Honey bees to Merle Haggard, Teddy Ruxpin to BDSM - the April #SouthernBellJar show was off the Brownie daisy chain!

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@laura_relyea exsquisme!?? I want to go to there.

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What's black and white and ALMOST read all over? Your story for tonight's #SouthernBellJar open mic variety show! https://t.co/PDA3jumJjJ

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April is STD awareness month... as in Story Telling Deficit. Fight the good fight on Wed: https://t.co/PDA3jumJjJ

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Many thanks to the twisted hosts of #NakedCity #GinaRickicki and @redzeitgeist for terrorizing us all with #Breakfasthands

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Clean up on aisle my soul! https://t.co/PmcHXCxf2n

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(Part 2) A striking resemblance to Dexter/ With your oozing insides/ Hurling straight into my eyes/ Before the cute nice fellow

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Ode to Spring, Part 1: To that sly tangelo/ From your firm ripe texture/ How was I to know?/ Upon the first tear/ I’d bear

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Swipe FRIGHT! https://t.co/GxZtaxyHfF

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wait... oh my gerd! "They Can't Lick Our Dick" was a real campaign slogan for Richard Nixon! It's on Trumpers! https://t.co/G2g3FUXCOG

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"I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journeywork of the stars." #WaltWhitman #NatureRocks #PutASpringOnIt

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Favorite @WRITECLUBAtl line #5: #GinaRickicki "The moon is a woman who always hated women like a giant #AnnCoulter ."

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Favorite @WRITECLUBAtl line #6: @MinxieLaRue "Give feminism time because you'll see things differently when your balls drop."

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Favorite @WRITECLUBAtl line #4: #AlaynaHuftTucker On certain occasions, we ���have to act quickly or else our bodies will liquefy our lovers.”

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Favorite @WRITECLUBAtl line #3: @Cherrydelro Some lions dream of doing more than “chasing zebras and grooming their balls ten times a day.”