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I’ll paint you if you’re hot.

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Don’t text and drive people

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None of my ex’s are texting me back after I yelled at them

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I could never be a tattoo artist because I’d be judging too hard and I’m not gonna hiding my emotions.

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Anytime I read someone’s love language is physical touch I think ew don’t touch me

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I thought I liked one Sabrina Carpenter song but then I learned it was Chappell Roan

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I’m trying to be toxic, but none of my exes will text me back

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You know when the violins start playing it’s gonna be a banger

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Was the Cheesecake Factory always this pricy?

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My favorite artist(s) used to be Wu Tang Clan. And now it’s Olivia Rodrigo. How times change

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Why does frozen pizza taste like that?

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@Chilis had elote and it’s actually bomb

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I’m like so not into checking my credit card balances rn. Leave me be

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I love telling people I’m napping just to ignore everyone.

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I don’t think I have ADHD I just think I’m lazy.

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@AndrewHilaryUS Me

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I’m happy because my pirates won. Or I’m happy because I won money. This hasn’t failed me yet

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I’m 7/7 on sports betting rn. I choose the teams I don’t want to win to win. The girl math is real and I’ll explain…

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I love the Pirates (who are playing the Braves), I put money on the Braves to win because it’s a win win situation.

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Should I give the DJ my playlist??