Sarah Benevides

I fancy myself an actress and a writer, but my real passion is procrastination. Currently working on my first novel... slowly.

[Sarah Benevides @sben3]

I will be spending my day saying “What game?” and smiling smugly behind my mask.

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Raise your hand if you cry when a book has a sad ending. ✋

Raise your hand if you cry when a book has a happy ending. ✋

Raise your hand if you cry when a book. ✋

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The sneaker I had put in the freezer 3 days ago was there waiting for me today, when I went for some ice cubes.

Also, it totally worked! I was able to scrape off all the gum!

ALSO, if you’re a person who spits gum on the ground:

fuuuuuuck youuuuuu

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HAPPY COVER REVEAL DAY @jasewrites !!!!!!!!!!!
This cover is freaking beautiful.
I have been on a real fantasy kick lately so I am SO EXCITED to read this 🤩

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In an Uber, listening to Janet Jackson, when both my driver and I start singing along at the same time. I think this is flirting.

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TFW you hear a noise from another room and for JUST A SECOND you forget you have cats and are CERTAIN you have a ghost.

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“Always late to the party. Haha last one there and first to leave lemme tell ya.”

—Me, settling in to watch Bridgerton

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@MattFlowerstine Hello

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Had to stop reading my book for the night because a sad part was coming up.

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reasons to ship david rose and patrick brewer from schitt’s creek, a short but necessary thread:

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Everyone is talking about “Bridgerton” so I thought it was a good time to finally watch “The Queen’s Gambit”.
BREAKING: it’s really good.

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“Why did you go to the grocery store on Christmas Eve Eve?”

“Because line-ups are FUN and two days before Christmas people are DELIGHTFUL and everything is MERRY and BRIGHT.”

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@ness_mark Thanks! You too!

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Merry Christmas Eve Eve from Cisco 🖤

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@Higgs1974 @AwkwardlyGeeky This is a very typical and boring day in TO 😂

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@Higgs1974 😂

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